Nekorektní, drsné ... a hlavně nepřeložitelné. 10 one-linerů v angličtině

  • “When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.”
  • “Everyone sucks at blowjobs.”
  • "I have a jihadist sex-doll. It blows itself up."
  • “What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?” “The wheelchair.”
  • “What is the best thing about fucking twenty nine years old?” “There is twenty of them.”
  • “I accidentally filled the Escort with diesel. She died.”
  • “What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?” “A Branch Manager.”
  • "Its a tradition in our family, that we always have a Christmas jumper. And then it´s always my job to talk them down…"
  • “What do you call a group of British people masturbating together?” “Union Jack.”
  • A German asks for a martini. "Dry?" says the bartender. "Nein, just one."

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